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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.11.13 13:51:51 -
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CCP DeNormalized wrote:On behalf of my now-very-happy DB Server I'd like to say that we've archived the giant old thread of memory abusing likes thread!
No more will a simple view cause 10's of GB's of data to be read!
Hurray!!
(for me, maybe not so much for you :))
Partypooper.
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.11.15 13:34:17 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Going to sleep... And no, you can't come and check whether I sleep in my birthday suit... I'm coming anyway. Still waiting for punishment for not being entirely brunette.
You're a naughty girl! (=n+Çpéº-¦=)
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.11.16 06:44:09 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:Sibs, you are the Blue Oni to my Red Oni. GÖÑ And I am the necessary short hair+brunette counterbalance.
Also the tall counterbalance to so much shortie cuteness!
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.11.20 20:50:29 -
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Fazmarai snipe. ßâÜ(=GåÇ-ëGåÇ=)ßâÜ
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.11.28 14:48:16 -
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LordOdysseus wrote:I'm proud to have posted on the 50th page of the new LAGLs thread.
Me too, me too!
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.11.29 17:25:21 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:*makes space ninja noises*
*makes space piwate yarrr*
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.12.02 21:17:42 -
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But, their make up is a little overdone...
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.12.02 21:27:07 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:But, their make up is a little overdone... ...says Pumpkin Girl...
...says Miss Naughty Librarian...
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.12.02 21:30:41 -
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Hah! Gotcha! Fazmarai snipe!
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.12.17 14:02:48 -
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Relevant news from Ish: she's got a resub offer and CCP doens't mentions any Holiday gifts as a reason to resub, only Operation Frostline (and the GFX and yadda yadda).
This means that...
...Operation Frosltine IS our holiday gift!
So no Yule Lads this year. Now I haz a sad...
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.12.19 19:41:21 -
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Me too, me too!
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.12.26 12:47:33 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Specially a well trimmed, fluffy one. Just ask Random McNally, he haves ample experience on the topic.
Maybe I'll have to ask him too, because nothing grows in my garden.
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.01.23 23:27:39 -
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ISD Fractal wrote:Hi friends o/
Oh look! A ISD! May I ask something? We have an issue with the Spanish language channel; something is wrong with its configuration and people is having difficulties to enter when there's more than 50 users, but the channel owner is unsubbed and he left no moderators or administrators behind (Made in !!SPAIN!!, after all).
Some people say that if we ask CCP to change the configuration they'll tell us to HTFU and set up a new channel, but that's not an option since the channel name is the name of our language! We can't name a second channel in other way, you know...
So my question is: who should we contact?
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.02.05 21:01:08 -
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I deserve likes for guessing that CCP would price the skill extractors between 900 and 1000 AUR a piece.
Exactly 999 AUR for 1, 4499 for 5, and 7999 for 10.
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.02.11 07:30:15 -
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I want to be princess! I've got experience, I used to sleep in a princess bed!
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.02.12 12:28:08 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:It's going to be one of those days.
That haves a d in it?
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.02.14 19:52:54 -
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Row row, fight the power!
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.02.29 07:53:32 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:Nana Skalski wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
This is the story of the Planet Hume and it's inhabitants called Humans.
DMC
I like how Humans were of german ethnicity and knew about Neadertal region already. I think they should have had some other, made up language and names. Sorry, but Hume exploding is funny. I dont know if its just that you did describe reasons as depletion of resources (they dig too deep? Too much bean consumed? ) and because it is usually known as Jupiter's gravitational influence, that there is not a planet there. In one moment they did not know there was sentient life on Terra, and on another one they stumbled upon it. That is slightly confusing without timeline of sorts. Everything else looks ok'ish, but what have happened to Martians? Did they turn green and scaly? Hey, thanks for taking the time to read my story. It's actually just an overview for a Science Fiction story, like a movie plot. Doesn't have to be scientifically correct nor dated to conform with known history, just needs to be somewhat plausible. Depleting natural planetary resources and destroying the Ozone Layer could have devastating effects planet-wide which then could ignite Electrical, Nuclear, Chemical and Petroleum sources. Adding those man made items could easily influence a planetary explosion. Also if you look at our Solar System there is indeed an Asteroid Belt between the small inner planets and the larger outer planets. Maybe you can explain how that was created? As for the Neanderthal species being sentient or not, that's still being debated by scholars. Lastly the story is not about Martians, it's the story of the Planet Hume and it's inhabitants called Humans. DMC
The asteroid belt was not "created". It failed to become a (small) planet due to the gravitational interference of Jupiter. Also doesn't help that there's very little mass there, maybe enough to build a planet like Mercury if everything was together.
As for planets exploding, that's a no-no. The energy required to blow a planet so it wouldn't just reassemble in a smaller self after several thousand centuries would have a mass equivalent to 80% of the mass of that planet. Planet destroyers are funny SF devices, but they're absolutely unreal. Just imagine what kind of container would you need to hold such amount of energy that it would weight 80% of the mass of the planet you want to destroy... then think of MOVING all that mass... If you could move a planet's worth of mass, why don't just throw the planet into the sun? Wouldn't be very dramatic but would be failsafe.
Now, as for rendering a planet uninhabitable... just take a few asteroids, give them a well aimed push and turn all the surface into molten lava. That would settle the matter for a few thousand years. Again not very dramatic, but failsafe... and cheap.
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.03.07 23:14:21 -
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*special report from GD*
Tomorrow's (March 8th) release has been postponed due to issues with characters getting stuck after ship destruction or podkill. I can't remember of something like this (a patch being postponed the night before) ever happening before, so the issues must be really serious!
*returns to GD*
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.03.10 07:40:45 -
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(My "Managing forum toons" is not up to V yet)
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.03.27 14:43:44 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Oooh! Page 250! Indah come here see this!
What?
*looks around*
Oh! It's page 250! I'm so honored! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.03.27 19:56:32 -
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#5001 |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.08 19:39:11 -
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Seriously guys, now this thread is about discussing that cesspool Reddit?
Truth and popularity are never the same. Truth is usually unpopular. Of course being unpopular doesn't means that something is true, but in a world where only popular ideas could flourish, each and every last despised falsety from the past still would be alive as truth would have been downvoted and silenced for being unpopular.
Reddit is a piece of fascistic sh*t. It's not freedom, it's the exact opposite of freedom. It's the ultimate opression of individuality in the name of random foamy mouthed masses.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.12 22:21:06 -
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I wonder, do they care that some people is trying to sleep...?
Nighties LAGL... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.18 22:33:24 -
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LordOdysseus wrote:A joke about scamming:
Son (whispers shyly): Dad,could you give me 100 dollars? Dad (exclaiming in astonishment): WHAT?! Did you say 50? What can't you do with a 40? Take these 30 dollars. Son (grinning): Haha! I scammed you,I only needed 10 dollars. Dad (with amusement): Oh,if the money wasn't fake,I was going to get scammed then.
Edit:
Also nighty night LAGL.
A notorious Jita ISK doubler is in his deathbed, slipping in and out of consciousness, when sudenly he awakes and asks to the nurse by the bed: "My... wife... Is she here?" "Yes, sir, your wife is here" "My children! Are they here?" "Yes, mister, your children are here too" "And my siblings, have they come too?" "Yes sir, your siblings, and your nephews and everyone you love, they all have gathered here to show you their love" "Bollocks! If they all are here, then who the f*** is spamming Jita local!?!?"
Nighties lovelies! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.21 13:48:29 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Should women shave their face? Apparently yes, since it's a great way of peeling the face and improves the look of skin and the results of make up. Darn. If this becomes a thing, I want to invest in female shaving... Err, blade peeling products. Because, you know they would cost a lot more than men's and women still would buy them...
You're crazy, Yiole. Just so you know it. I don't need to shave anything in my body! Also... what's that above your upper lip?
Also: naturally hairless snipe. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.24 19:11:17 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:I've watched again the Citadel trailer and liked it even less than the first time. For some reason Citadels completely fail to impress me. Can't put my finger on it, but there is a serious disconnect. It's not that they're ugly. They aren't pretty neither. They just are... they aren't something that Jove observatories were. The first time I saw one, I felt a shiver down my spine, I was truly impressed! And yet Citadels... they are completely meaningless to me. It's like Norwegian fjords, I've never appreciated why people thinks that they are beautiful. PS: oh and friend-of-subjects-of-Tash-Murkon-family snipe!
Huh, we aren't exactly subjects. We are peers of the Tash Murkons, with a loyalty bond lasting several generations. Yet we are very low in the ladder. FAI, we never have been introduced to Her Majesty Catiz before she ascended to the throne. And currently our chances are slim... Specially if Ishtanchuk fails to send her regards as a first-born of the Fazmarai family! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.25 06:35:37 -
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I am in page 300! Weee!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.04.29 14:11:49 -
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Quote:EVE ONLINE: CITADEL TIME TO BUILD YOUR DREAMS AND WRECK THEIRS
Greetings Ishanchuk Fazmarai,
The Citadel expansion is live, with new ships, superweapons, and the mighty player-built Citadels for conquest and colonization of the EVE universe.
Return today with a 33% discount on 1 month and 5 months offers. Take one or take them both!
Estimada se+¦ora Eve:
He le+¡do con inter+¬s la oferta que me hizo llegar en fecha de ayer, relativa a la posibilidad de volver a contratar sus servicios para disfrutar de nuevas oportunidades. En concreto, las que usted define como "construir tus sue+¦os y arruinar los de ellos". Lamentablemente, esa clase de actividad (arruinar sue+¦os ajenos) nunca me ha interesado, y en reciprocidad he tenido buen cuidado de no construir ning+¦n sue+¦o que pudiera ser estropeado por la presencia de otros subscriptores. Por ello, declino su oferta, que considero poco realista y en absoluto adecuada a mis intereses.
Asimismo, dado que hace m+ís de 7 a+¦os que nos conocemos, creo que a estas alturas usted ya deber+¡a saber mejor mis intereses y tenerlos m+ís en cuenta. He notado c+¦mo en los +¦ltimos a+¦os, el valor retornado por mi inversi+¦n en sus servicios ha ido decayendo hasta l+¡mites intolerablemente bajos.
No dudo de que usted dispone de otros clientes a quienes puedan interesar esta clase de actividades f+¦tiles y nihilistas basadas en una guerra perpetua y sin sentido, pero he de hacerle notar que, en mi opini+¦n, si yo tuviera que tomar parte en una guerra, mi papel ser+¡a como Judith contra Holofernes. No soy ni he tenido nunca ning+¦n inter+¬s en ser una gran guerrera de apariencia impresionante, gran fuerza f+¡sica y extraordinaria habilidad con las armas, pero as+¡ entre usted y yo, hay mucha maneras de terminar una guerra, y luchar en el campo de batalla es una de las menos eficaces...
Claro que, si no fuera por la est+¦pida guerra, a usted no se le ocurrir+¡a nada mejor que vender, y a sus intentos de vender otras cosas me remito...
Atentamente,
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.05.03 19:32:06 -
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Angel eyes for the win. |
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.05.12 22:48:37 -
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Quote:"Greetings Ishtanchuk Fazmarai,
We couldn't let the last few days slip by without dropping you another reminder about the events and activities currently lighting up EVE Online.
- World War Bee - Massive shift in power, epic wars -I'm not a nullseccer and don't give a damn of nullsec
- Capsuleer Day - In-game fireworks and gifts for subscribers-a capsule SKIN? Not even a new pair of heels or some tights?
- Citadel - Mammoth player-built structures, new ships and more-I don't PvP and never cared of non-highsec capitals
The final days for claiming your Capsuleer Day gifts and the special offers are right around the corner. Offers ends this weekend. See you in New Eden!"
I have a better plan: See you in your funeral!
Sometimes Ish is SO harsh...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.05.15 22:11:36 -
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Posting in page 333? Does this mean I am l333t now?
Also: nighties LAGLers! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.05.30 06:29:20 -
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Oooh, my new portrait went live! I hadn't updated it sinxe August 20th 2015, now I'm all ready for the summer!
Alos, good morning LAGLers! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2016.06.01 06:56:52 -
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On second thought... and in case that I don't come back...
Cursum perficio. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2017.01.01 09:23:00 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Posting from my new smartphone snipe!! Me too, me too! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2017.01.28 10:46:14 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:*nom nom* Oops my fault i think I bite your hand. *nom nom*
I told you it was an ewwil wig! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2017.02.07 23:05:15 -
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:Saved by the bell: 7 points ahead of the enemy fleet, 2 cap zones vs 2 cap zones. Last seconds of the game. Timer ends. The last volley from a Gneisenau chasing our last ARP Myoko stops mid air, only 1 second away from hitting the Myoko's broadside. At only 1,200+ hp remaining for the Myoko, it would have been instakill and victory for the enemy fleet... but the projectiles never made it to their target. I still can see them hanging mid air for an instant before the stats screen loaded. Nighties lovelies! Also: in case you wondered, Darth Vader vs Buzz Lightyear.
Oh and please TELL ME how that isn't a WTF? I've got a thread to run! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2017.02.19 21:50:14 -
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Posting in page 600! |
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